Useless

Similes

 * as deodorant to a hippie
 * as a crutch to a paraplegic
 * as an unloaded gun
 * as a pen without ink
 * as tits on a nun
 * as a screen door on a submarine
 * as Captain Hook's second glove
 * as balls on a priest
 * as an ashtray on a motorcycle
 * as a glass hammer
 * as a one-legged man a an ass-kicking contest
 * as a cat at a dog show
 * as an inflatable dartboard
 * like a car with without wheels (or gas, your choice)
 * like a shade tree without leaves
 * like a straw in the desert

Simile Quotes

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Anti-Similes, Funny, Cynical

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