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Similes

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Quotes

 * "I know a hopeless cause when I see one, that's why I don't recycle" -Barney from How I Met Your Mother
 * "Have you seen Marshall's head, that thing is like the size of a late August watermelon" -Robin from How I Met Your Mother
 * "Why ask a failed romance to come watch a successful one, that's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a world series game, it's just weird for everyone" -Marshall from How I Met Your Mother
 * "His mind hops around like a flea on a dogs belly" -Army Wives

Anti-Similes, Funny, Cynical

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